Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Fuck appropriateness.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
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why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize