Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
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How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
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National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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