You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
