I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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