Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
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I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
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I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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