Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
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lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
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Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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