There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
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Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
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2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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