I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
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I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
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Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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