i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Randomize