I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
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Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
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so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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