Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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