I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
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Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
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Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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