That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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