arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
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My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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