He asked to "fluff my boner.."
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
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We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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