I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
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I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
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Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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