I wanna bring you to show and tell
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
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I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
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I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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