Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
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He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
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THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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