so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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