And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
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You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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