you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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