so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
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I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
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This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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