even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
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She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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