They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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Vodka?
Forever.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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