listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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