Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.