I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
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I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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