You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
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Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
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I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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