does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
babies were throwing up all over the place
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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