i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
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He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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