WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
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It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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