So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
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I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
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So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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