420 ftw
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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