everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Shame is for Republicans.
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