theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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