I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
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I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
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It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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