it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
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then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..