Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
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Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
Just general bites
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma