Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room