Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me