I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
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Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
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Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?