3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
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you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
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He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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