the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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