So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
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Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
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fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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