My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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