And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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