And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
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I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me