Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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