plz talk dirty to me
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
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i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
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I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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