I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
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Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
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I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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