just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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