I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
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Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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