She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
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She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
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Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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