i only shaved half my leg
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Put some vodka in it
put some vodka in it
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer