i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?