I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
20 People Who Caught Their Significant Others Cheating and Hand Over Some Major Karma
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
33 Memes You’ll Find Uncomfortably Relatable If You’ve Ever Been Through A Messy Breakup
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?