haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
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I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.